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When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once




*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence


the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(Source: broken-circuit)


Pierce the Veil - Chemical Kids and Mechanical Brides


my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will


I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling