illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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(Source: illkim)

smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: odinsblog)

capn-murica:

sebastian stan + chris evans surprised by their own mildly gay responses

I like how Seb is questioning his choice mid-sentence and then looks disgusted with himself and Chris is just like HELL YEAH I’D GO GAY FOR HEMSWORTH idc.

(Source: winterthirst)

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes)

maid-of-timey-wimey:

captain-foulenough:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages. 

I love how instead of just calling this a continuity error, the whole fandom decided “No, he literally upgraded the phone with his mere presence.”

Never change, guys.

(Source: fuckyeahgarybarlow)

xieril:

catapultturtle:

comedown:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

the face of true terror

this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer

Someone please make this black and white.

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I think I might have overdone it

(Source: dkc2)

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish